The Krautsbourg Ministry of Public Good Relations invites you to come for an extended holiday.Krautsbourg is a beautiful peaceful land where the sun shines 24 hours a day and happy people dance and praise the benevolence and honesty of our government leaders. Reports of Sausage Bombing activity by hateful Nation of Fredonia are complete fabrications by vile traitors to Krautsbourg people. Krautsbourg is friendly, nonagressive land offering security, comfort, and luxury to all. You are to bring all family members and any money, jewels, or other transferable value items. Passport is not necessary.